Is a predator (such as the neighbor’s cat) bullying you?
Then get yourself a couple of lightsabers and take our online courses.
Become a Sith bird in just ten lessons
Lesson 1: Is the dark side really that bad?
Let’s ask some questions and find some answers.
Lesson 2: Unlimited power.
Theory of manipulation of energy flows.
Lesson 3: Unlimited power – first steps.
Beginners exercises to generate energy shocks without burning your feathers.
Lesson 4: Unlimited power – Field test.
Learn to produce Sith energy flows to recharge phones or explode odd clay statues of small raccoons.
Lesson 5: Lightsaber 101.
How to turn one on without stabbing yourself or other cultist birds nearby.
Lesson 6: Lightsaber combat techniques 1.
Basic stances, parries and lunges.
Lesson 7: Lightsaber combat techniques 2.
Learn more advanced figures.
Lesson 8: Useless – but spectacular – moves with the lightsaber.
Always without accidentally cutting off your wing.
Lesson 9: Sith elegance.
How to properly wear a dark cowl and look confident.
Lesson 10: Closing lesson.
Last tips on how to keep in Sith shape.
Pick up your diploma and some discount codes for a lightsaber and a dark cowl made of heavy, itchy fabric.
Courses are sold-out
Big success for the Sith bird courses.
Sadly, all available slots for the Sith courses have been booked. But you can console yourself with “One Night as a Dog”, an incredible comic game book.
Order it online on the publisher’s website
One Night as a Dog
In between Sith training sessions, relax by reading “One Night as a Dog”, the incredible comic game book.
Order it online on the publisher’s website
Already read “One Night as a Dog”?
Then maybe you’d like the previous chapter in the Dog-verse, “One Day as a Dog”, the first comic game book starring the Dog and her friends.
Order it online on the publisher’s website
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